- Shelly: I'm going to post this on Facebook as soon as my computer stops being a whore.
- Amiee and Emily: laugh
- Amiee: Well, aren't all computers whores, really? With the internet and their dirty viruses?
- All: laugh more.
November 24th
Last Rant Before I Leave (Promise)
I do not care that your aunt/uncle/brother/cousin/grandparent/sister/mother/father etc died, your car broke down, your babysitter didn’t show, etc. and that was why you didn’t do whatever it was that you were supposed to do. Coming to see me two months later when you realize you are failing is not how this is supposed to work. Your life is really bad if all of that stuff happened to you this semester, because you have a lot of stuff you didn’t do… Perhaps you shouldn’t be in school right now. Better yet, maybe you should stop finding excuses and just do your work when you are supposed to. Man-up.
Okay, I’m done now. I fell better.
The Rest of The Afternoon:
- Clean up the piles of stuff left from removing the table from our office (it was basically an extra shelf)
- Grab my stuff
- Go home and hope the Internet is working
- Work at home because there is no way I’m going to get anything done here this afternoon.
“My name is Bond… James Bond” LEGO vignette (via teruel211)
There comes a point in every semester when I just don’t care any more. They are on their own. If they don’t know it by now, there is nothing I can do for them. I am so there.
Baronness Scitchethawk the Skyforger Divine Arch-Daemon of UnNothingness
I just got a better one from http://makememighty.ca/
(via placidiappunti)
This will be my Giftmas shopping. —DW
NYU. (for Tamburina)
- NYU STUDENT: Our team name is the Violets.
- OTHER STUDENT: The Violets?
- NYU: Yes.
- OTHER: After the flower?
- NYU: Um, I think so.
- OTHER: And what's your mascot?
- NYU: Um... a bobcat.
- OTHER: A bobcat?
- NYU: Um... yes.
- OTHER: But your team name is "Violets."
- NYU: I know.
- OTHER: Your mascot is not a violet.
- NYU: I said I know.
- OTHER: It's a bobcat.
- NYU: Yes, God damn it! It's because it's named after our library's cataloging system.
- OTHER: What?
- NYU: The BOBst library CATaloging system. Thus, Bobcat.
- OTHER: That's stupid.
- NYU: Again, I know.
- OTHER: And what's your tuition again?
- NYU: Shut up!!!
- OTHER: Violet bobcat muthafukka.
